Fanfiction writers, please start describing orgasms more realistically. No more stars or explosions or blah blah blah. Just keep it real like “and then I made a terribly unattractive noise, did this weird shudder thing, and drooled a little bit.”
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this video is so freaking awkward I cant stop laughing
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It’s literally saying “no”.
I am snorting and laughing and wheezing fjdsaklfjds IT IS LITERALLY SAYING NO
oh poor bb i feel your pain
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So I’m in a bit of a financial bind here, because the clinic I go to get my testosterone shots at has changed the way they manage things. Instead of buying a 200 mg vial every few months or so, I’m going to have to pay per shot. I really really need to be on testosterone for mental health reasons, because my brain just does not like estrogen, apparently (believe it or not I am actually a lot calmer on T than I was without it). If you can spare some money or a reblog that would be awesome. Thank you, Tumblr.
what the actual fuck
The award for best use of a YouTube thumbnail goes to…
I’m crying
-Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)
How else do you explain Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Lupid, Tonks, Hedwig, and Dobby?
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I just fucking lost my shit.
what is this i dont even
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